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Miley Cyrus wants to be emancipated

By on December 3, 2008

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I read this as Miley Cyrus wants to be “emaciated’ at first, but whatever, this is just as dumb. Miley Cyrus just turned sixteen and to celebrate, she’s talking with her lawyer about filing a Petition of Emancipation form. You see, Miley thinks she’s an adult now and wants total control over her life. None of this “keep the door open when your alone with your 20-year-old boyfriend” crap.

“She is dating a 20-year-old and is already a superstar, so she thinks it’s high time she started living like an adult. And although she loves her parents, she no longer wants to be treated like a child.”

This seems more like a poorly thought out plan to have sex with her boyfriend without him having to face statutory rape charges than the result of years of being told “get to bed” and “do your homework.” Miley should know that even though she’ll be made an adult and given full control over her finances, it still won’t make a 20-year-old banging a 16-year-old legal. Believe me, I’ve looked into it.

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  • sure

    yeah she wants to be emancipated.
    that’s why she talks about how she wants to continue to live at home until she’s 20.
    people will believe anything these days.
    anything.

  • Bob

    “…it still won’t make a 20-year-old banging a 16-year-old legal. Believe me, I’ve looked into it.”

    Move out of California.

  • http://bellah-halle.livejournal.com/ Herman Bumfudle

    i’ve got some emancipation for you all right. a big fat evil drooling cock full of emancipation.

  • Emacipator

    You need to be hit in the balls with a snow shuvel. Idiot.

  • MILEYHATER

    She can still live at home, whilst being an “adult”. Another teenage whore…wow.

  • J

    She has plenty of places to move to where it would be legal.

    Hawaii’s age of consent is 14 so is Idaho’s. In Colorado & Connecticut its 15 and in 34 other states its only 16. In Kentucky the girl only has to be 16 if the man is over 21 so I guess that means a 20 year old man can legally bang anyone they want regardless of age.

  • J

    here’s a link check it out yourselves http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html

  • katie

    In Canada its 14. Why doesn’t she just move out of her parents house if she wants to be emaciated. She really is a skank. At 14 i didn’t even date anyone. girls today are skanks, thanks to miley cyrus and britney spears.

  • FPM

    I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now I am a world class magician !

  • Acemeister

    Horseface!