Monica Belluci’s breasts are amazing. Guests at the Cartier party must have shown incredible restraint to not run over and motorboat her. I guess that’s why I’m not invited to these fancy Hollywood events anymore. Lack of restraint. You dig your face into one famous person’s chest and all of a sudden you’re labeled a pervert. Fascists.
Note that I don’t know when this was from. Although, I’m sure you probably don’t care either way.