Morning Time Wasters

Christ. Rihanna’s forehead takes up half the photo.

• Pajiba: God, not another Madea movie
• ASL: For some reason, Rihanna will sing on inauguration night
• Hollywood Rag: Jordan stomach show off session
• Flisted: Katy Perry is a designer now

• WIMB: Rumer Willis still ugly
• Yeeeah: Nicole Kidman is sterile
• CNW: Shut up K-Fed
• Popbytes: Inside Brad & Angie’s $200 million prenup