Now is the time to ask for a threesome

Aubrey O’Day recently turned lesbian but not really because she tells Us: “At this point in my life, I wouldn’t say one way or another what my preference is sexually. The only thing I’m looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love… no matter what options are on the table.”

That’s cool. Most raging sluts won’t admit their raging sluts. Aubrey O’Day is unabashedly so. She’d get horny if you put a baseball bat and lube by her nightstand. See that dog she’s holding? She probably took it back home and f’d it against its will because she thought their souls were intertwined.