Mark Ruffalo and Joaquin Phoenix

Prime suspect Shaha Mishaal Adham has been cleared of any wrongdoing in the death of Mark Ruffalo’s brother Scott. Attorney Ronald Richards gave the police evidence proving Adham didn’t shoot Scott. So how exactly did Scott die? He lost at a game of Russian Roulette.

“This was an accidental shooting by someone that plays with guns,” Richards said. He credited police with being “more than impartial with the facts.”

Pardon my insensitivity when I say, Scott Ruffalo was a gigantic retard. I didn’t even know people actually played this game. I thought Russian Roulette was a clever stereotype invented to make Russians look crazy. Turns out it’s very real and, now that I think more about it, I have to admit, a 1 out of 6 chance of death does sound very appealing. I mean, the converse is you have a 5 out of 6 chance of surviving. With those odds, how can you lose?!