Sorry for the late time wasters. I had to catch a plane.

  • Bossip: A crazed fan gets the smackdown
  • Drunken Stepfather: Naomi Campbell has a Russian billionaire
  • ASL: Eddie Murphy will soft rock your brains out
  • Bastardly: Barack drinks Vitamin water
  • Celebslam: Anna Beatriz Barros is rather attractive
  • CityRag: Celebrity pot smokers of the year
  • Holy Taco: The 9 lamest sports commentator’s puns
  • Celebitchy: Hugh Jackman or Gerard Butler might star in Phantom sequel
  • Dlisted: Balthazaar Getty got dropped
  • Mr. Skin: Pron star Janine Lindemulder headed to jail
  • SOW: All John Mayer wants for Christmas is to be Mariah Carey