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By on December 17, 2008

Miley Cyrus gets a tan

Shocking news today. Miley Cyrus’ 20-year-old boyfriend / rising underwear model, Justin Gaston, could be using Miley. A source reveals that Justin has received more modeling jobs ever since he started dating Hannah Montanna. He also has a budding music career and has been telling anyone who’ll listen that he and Miley are writing songs together to drum up interest in his crappy songs.

The source goes on to say that Miley isn’t so innocent either. She may also be using Justin. Ha, suck on that underwear boy.

“After her photo leaks, she needed someone discreet and Billy Ray thought this was perfect for her image. They talk up how he is a good Christian like her and he won’t overshadow her like someone like Nick Jonas might.”

Yes. That straight laced 20-year-old will do wonders for that naive 16-year-old. Where else will Miley learn not to flush condoms down the toilet? Or the best way to abort a fetus without her parents knowing. Certainly not from “Boring” Billy Ray. All he ever wants to teach her is how to throw a baseball and shred on a guitar. Didn’t Billy get the memo? That shit is boring. Miley wants real advice. Like, what’s the best way to hide your coke habit from the general public?

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