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Your wet dreams have come true

Look! Look! Hark the herald angels. It’s Donatella Versace in a bikini. So sexy. What with her leathery skin, fake boobs and really weird looking mouth that belongs on a corpse rather than a human. Damn if this isn’t the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. Welcome to Horny Town, population: you.

Ugh. I could only will myself to post one.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

How did you get the crystal ball to show Tara Reid in December 2009?

Now if you can do that with the rest of the celebs, that would be really cool!

QL
QL
15 years ago

This is what Victoria Beckham really looks like under all her “fashion”

chickmagnetstuff
15 years ago

oh!! that’s just disgusting

WUNDERSMACK
WUNDERSMACK
15 years ago

You know what would be awesome? If Donatella hooked up with Marc Anthony, that Skeletor dude married to J.Lo.

chewy
chewy
15 years ago

weekend at bernies..part trois!

thetravler
thetravler
15 years ago

if that what you look like when you live the good life then I’ll be a beer swillin fool till the end. live large

FuckYou
15 years ago

You’re really something…