Your wet dreams have come true

Look! Look! Hark the herald angels. It’s Donatella Versace in a bikini. So sexy. What with her leathery skin, fake boobs and really weird looking mouth that belongs on a corpse rather than a human. Damn if this isn’t the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. Welcome to Horny Town, population: you.

Ugh. I could only will myself to post one.

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Now if you can do that with the rest of the celebs, that would be really cool!
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This is what Victoria Beckham really looks like under all her “fashion”
http://www.chickmagnetstuff.com/ chickmagnetstuff

oh!! that’s just disgusting
WUNDERSMACK

You know what would be awesome? If Donatella hooked up with Marc Anthony, that Skeletor dude married to J.Lo.
chewy

weekend at bernies..part trois!
thetravler

if that what you look like when you live the good life then I’ll be a beer swillin fool till the end. live large
http://theblemish.com/2008/12/your-wet-dreams-have-come-true/ FuckYou

You’re really something…