Anonymous strikes again: Anonymous released the video Scientology doesn’t want you to see via The Pirate Bay. Distribution of The Profit was banned in the US courtesy of the Church of Scientology, but with the power of the internet, Captain Planet and Voltron, anyone with 5 gigs of hard drive space and loads of free …

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Bastardly: Mena Suvari reps the Clinton campaign. Looks weird.
Drunken Stepfather: Tara Reid is a spring break mess
CityRag: Pretty in pink?
Bossip: Did you know Coco is only 29?
Celebslam: Paris Hilton’s itinerary. Perfect for your stalking needs.

Celebitchy: Jamie Lee Curtis talks about aging naturally
Asylum: Why the Easter Bunny hates you
ASL: Michelle Williams tried to …

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Moviefone interviewed Kate Beckinsale and it was all pretty boring until they asked her about eating vagina.
You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team?
I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina …

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How did TMZ ever discover the source of the supposed Lindsay Lohan sex tape? It’s a mystery that will haunt me until death. Like that time they offered definitive proof The Hills was fake. Crazy, how’d they find that out?

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Brooke Hogan finagled her own spin-off reality show by either politely begging VH1 or threatening them with extreme violence. More likely the latter rather than the former. I overheard her in the conference room saying something about ripping off testicles and shoving them down throats. The show is called Brooke Knows Best and “the new …

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Mickey Rourke was arrested at 4.a.m on November 8 and charged with DUI while riding his pastel-colored Vespa. The DUI didn’t stick because he blew under the limit, but he did get charged for reckless driving. The only way this story could be more hardcore is if Mickey got charged with littering while recklessly driving …

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Some women grow into their beauty as they mature. They start out as ugly ducklings shunned by society to later emerge as fairy princesses to be admired by all the land. This is not the case for Amy Winehouse insinuates The Sun. They posted a few pictures of Amy when she was younger and sure, …

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Hollywood Tuna: Alessandra Ambrosio does the bikini thing
FHM: Mascot madness
Hollywood Rag: Pamela Anderson’s slut break
WIMB: Name that ass

HB: Where in the world is Suri Cruise
Egotastic: Ashley Dupre nude?
EB: Adrian Grenier: A feminist
ASL: Johnny Depp is an OG

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