21 and The Ruins over Leatherheads: Why do I suck at guessing the box office?
Kathleen Turner was wrong: Kathleen Turner took back her story about Nicholas Cage stealing chihuahuas after Nic won his lawsuit. One small step for Nic. One giant leap for chihuahuas. Or something like that.
Jay-Z and Beyonce may be marrying: Like, right …

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I wanted to pick more than three this time, but like Highlander, there can only be one three (dammit). Winners for this contest, in no particular order:

Josh: Wait, do farts have lumps?
David: Hmm. Have I gone too far? Or am I too far gone?
Suze: Did I remember to give Katie her drugs and lock the …

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Bastardly: Ashley Tisdale looks lonely
Drunken Stepfather: Marla Maples and her boy toy at the beach
CityRag: Paris Hilton’s non-human look-a-likes
Bossip: Chris Rock took the stand to talk about his, um, indiscretions
Asylum: Thinking of sex makes you gamble big

Celebslam: Russell Simmon’s daughter is attractive
Celebitchy: Oprah cries over her dog
ASL: Brandon Davis channels his inner racist
Yeeeah: A new …

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After Dominic Monaghan’s character on Lost was killed off, he moved back to Los Angeles and tried making a relationship with Evangeline Lilly, who was still filming in Hawaii, work. The distance proved too great and the pair eventually broke up. Now following a series of “intense phone calls and meetings” (re: phone sex and …

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Scarlett Johansson has an album coming out
Realizing fans were unable to wait until May 20th to hear an album of Tom Waits covers and one original composition sung by Scarlett Johansson without dying of excitement, the studio has decided to quench the public’s thirst for the celebrity songstress by releasing the cover art. It …

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Remember when Jim Carrey’s The Mask came out and everyone thought Cameron Diaz was the hottest thing since my buns of steel? When hi-def was unheard of and candid pictures were few and far between? These pictures from GQ are sort of like that. Only this time, Cameron’s digital sorcery will not work.
On a related …

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A sex tape featuring a threesome with Shakira, her boyfriend Antonio de la Rua and singer-songwriter Alejandro Sanz on a yacht could very well exist. The tape is rumored to be in the possession of prosecutors evaluating the case against ex-employees of Sanz Carlos González and his wife, Sylvia Alzate, who were accused of extortion.
In …

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Hollywood Rag: Cameron Diaz loves putting on weight
FHM: Monica Noguera is from the South. I mean way South.
WIMB: Your body is a Wonderland
Hollywood Tuna: Kelly Brook gives us a view

Egotastic: Mena Suvari gets grabbed
Celebparasite: Jennifer Lamiraqui looks good
DRW (Site NSFW): Ciara in a tight pink dress
AB: Brittany Murphy and her creepy husband again

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