Street Kings over Smart People, 21 over Smart People: Simply for the fact that no one likes smart people. Or was that a smart ass?
John Travolta loves the theatre: John Travolta took his daughter to see The Little Mermaid where he enthusiastically sang along along to Under the Sea. Possibly at the same time yearning …

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Gerard Butler was working out when a bunch of paparazzi asked him about the rumor that he’s dating Cameron Diaz. Gerard’s response, whereby he inadvertently, but correctly called Cameron Diaz a bitch, was both hilarious and incredibly awesome. If you can’t play the video, he said, “If I take my dog for a walk, apparently …

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Juno director, Jason Reitman, gave a brief update on the status of his horror-comedy Jennifer’s Body. He threw out a few pieces of pants-tightening info like “we’ve got [stars] Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried getting into a fight in their underwear. That’ll be fun,” and that Megan Fox will appear topless. But, he quickly clarified …

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Mila Kunis was also at the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She wore some type of dress which I hear is popular among females. Also popular among females: my luscious lips and devious smile.

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Christina Silva, 24 of Ecuadorean and Mexican descent, filed suit against the Miss California USA pageant on Thursday for half a million dollars alleging “rigging and racial bias.” Christina was crowned the winner on November 25 only to have her title taken away three days later when executive director Keith Lewis explained “there has been …

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Bastardly: Minka Kelly at the Prom Night premiere
Drunken Stepfather: Natalie Pinkham does the bikini thing
Bossip: James Brown may have been poisoned
Asylum: Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, the movie

Celebslam: The Billboard Latin Music Awards happened
Celebitchy: Heather Mills cleansed and baptized McCartney’s lawyer
ASL: Newest Pop Fiction: Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib
Dlisted: Lance Bass got a new friend

College Humor: …

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Serena Williams hit Miami beach yesterday after defeating Jelena Jankovic to win her fifth Sony Ericsson Open title . Lucky for us she didn’t wear a bikini. Oh, she did? You mean you actually looked at the picture? Sucks for you, dude.

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I’m not sure why you’d care, but Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are planning to marry. The National Enquirer said his mom told him to do it.
“Pilar took her son aside and told him, ‘What’s the matter with you? She’s perfect! You love her, she loves you. Get married.’”
The foundation for a happy marriage always …

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