Earlier this week, Michael Lohan, estranged father of Lindsay Lohan, spoke about the likelihood of Lindsay doing missionary work with him in India. Lindsay’s rep said something along the lines of, “yeah right whackjob.” This made Michael very angry since it’s obvious he knows what’s best for Lindsay. Michael responded,
“I think we can all …
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Michael Lohan is mistaken
April 18th, 20082 comments
Ashlee Simpson is birthing a record and time wasters
April 18th, 2008Respond
Drunken Stepfather: Jodie Marsh’s nipple is busting out
Bastardly: Donatella Versace’s still ugly
Bossip: Snoop Dogg is begging to get back into the UK
CityRag: Celebrities smoking joints
Asylum: Non-MILFs in debt after nude calendar sells poorly
Celebslam: Gary Busey has been evicted
Celebitchy: Madonna offered $24m for two gigs
ASL: Cruz Beckham gives the finger
Dlisted: Tori Spelling won’t stop cursing
CS: Erykah …
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Heidi and Spencer want their own show
April 18th, 2008Respond
The two most imbecilic people on reality tv and in real life, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, may have their own spin-off on MTV if they get their way. Spencer, now acting as Heidi’s manager, was overheard at Kobe Club pitching a reality show based solely on their engagement and upcoming marriage. It’s described as …
Jay-Z is mean
April 18th, 20081 comment
Not even 14 days of marriage and Jay-Z and Beyonce are already fighting. The newlyweds were at the Hollywood Bowl in LA showing off their matching IV tats. The DJ began playing Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love†when Jay-Z rushed the stage and yelled, “F*** that. Sorry Bey but f*** that – let’s play something else.” …
Jessica Simpson likes her alcohol hard
April 18th, 2008Respond
A while ago, Jessica Simpson was admitted to the hospital for a kidney infection. Star is now reporting it was much more serious than that. They say she was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection. All of which were “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol.â€
“She …
Akon is faking it
April 18th, 2008Respond
In interviews, Akon has consistently claimed that he was in prison for four and a half years for his role as the ringleader of a “notorious car theft operation.†He says he’s escaped cops in numerous high-speed pursuits and went down only because his underlings betrayed him. Inside the “joint,†150-pound Akon “fought almost every …
The Kids in the Hall are back and time wasters
April 18th, 2008Respond
Pajiba: 88 Minutes in 88 words
Hollywood Rag: 50 layers of makeup and a nipple slip
Yeeeah: Everyone hates Mariah
WIMB: Haha, look at those clown feet
Hollywood Tuna: Porn stars bowl too
Celebparasite: Lori Loughlin could be a cougar
EB: Cynthia Nixon didn’t say that
TC: Pamela Anderson can read
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Miranda Kerr launches a bra
April 18th, 20083 comments
Miranda Kerr attended the launch of Victoria’s Secret new Angel bra in New York. The Angel bra is VS’s new wireless bra which I guess means something if you’re a woman. For me it’s just another obstacle I have to maneuver around in order to touch a girl’s boobies.
