“Harold and Kumar” over “The Forbidden Kingdom”: Everyone likes martial arts movies, but even more people like movies about potheads and White Castle.
Mariah Carey is important: To promote her new album, the lights of the Empire State Building have been changed to lavender, pink and white making it the gayest building in all of New …

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Amy Winehouse made headlines again yesterday by headbutting a guy trying to help her into a cab. Amy promised to turn herself in to be questioned about the incident, but she went to visit her goddaughter instead.
That probably wasn’t the smartest thing to do because today the 24-year-old singer/songwriter/billy goat was “arrested on suspicion …

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Drunken Stepfather: Jodie Marsh’s stupid tits are partying
Bossip: Michael Jackson has sworn off women…
Bastardly: Megan Fox gets ready for a photo shoot
Celebitchy: Kelly LeBrock lost 12 lbs in 3 weeks with chocolate, cake and cheese
Celebslam: Raven-Symone is hungry

Asylum: Copper nabbed for molesting a cow
CoEd: 6 things that suck about Coachella
Yeeeah: Jada Pinkett Smith has a …

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Benji Madden ran over a paparazzo’s foot last night as he and Paris Hilton were leaving the Foxtail nightclub. In the video, photographers can be seen surrounding Benji’s car when all of a sudden a womanly scream pierced the night air. Benji checked out the damage, concluded his wheel was just fine and drove off. …

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Mariah Carey performed on Good Morning America this morning as part of their Summer Concert Series and things went horribly wrong. During her rendition of “Touch My Body”, her backup track started too early. Mariah tried to ad lib and catch up until they fixed it. But, wait. The hijinks didn’t end there. In the …

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Heather Locklear made a trip to the beach and looked pretty good for being in her 50’s… 70’s? More often than not, people her age sit at home and quietly wait for death. Not Heather though. She laughs in the face of death. Ha ha death. You suck.

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Even though Amy Winehouse’s fortune is valued at $20 million and has made the list of music millionaires, she may never reach the Paul McCartney status. She may not even have a new album coming out anytime soon. Her affinity for cocaine has seemed to halt her music career as her label is rumored to …

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Pajiba: Pathology – All I know is I saw a lot of boobies in the trailer
Hollywood Rag: Lauren Conrad’s cleavage club
UseMyComputer: Elizabeth Jagger looking modely
Hollywood Tuna: Neve Campbell goes nude again

WIMB: Kim Kardashian reaches for water the hard way
Celebparasite: Denise Richards: Cougar?
INO: Too much pressure in Hollywood for men?
Double Viking: Lady kicks horse in the …

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