Iron Man over everything: If Iron Man is beaten out by Baby Mama or Made of Honor, then the world has failed you.
Britney Spears has advice: Britney, having been through a similar tumultuous and very public childhood, has reached out to Miley. “Britney is all too aware of the pressures of being famous so young …

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What do you mean, complicated? Did you stick your penis in her or not. Simple question.

Drunken Stepfather: Christina Ricci scary face
Bossip: Maybe you can be Alicia Key’s background singer
Bastardly: Natalie Portman wants to be a director
Celeblsam: Lindsay has a new admirer
FHM: Whitney Able just because

CityRag: Iron Man powers up
Celebitchy: Dakota Fanning is all growed up
Asylum: …

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I don’t usually comment on women’s fashion or make-up because it’s a subject I know nothing about and I’m not gay, but here’s Avril Lavigne at Prive in Vegas. I think she went a little crazy with the black eye shadow. These thumbnails make her look like a raccoon or the Hamburgler. Maybe even Kato …

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Rumors have spread that Usher is eager to sell pictures of his newborn son, Usher Raymond V, to the highest bidder. Not true, he tells Page Six.
“In no way would I ever pimp out my child for money.” “I am livid that people talk about my child,” Usher told us. In fact, he has posed …

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The Sun alleges Jenna Jameson was kicked out of Chinawhite for attempting to do drugs in the bathroom. Jenna was celebrating with Chelsea stars for their win over Liverpool when she asked one of her friends to go to the bathroom to “touch up her make-up.” Having no idea what any of that means, here’s …

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Days after Miley Cyrus’ brazen disregard for the sanctity of Disney’s image, the Mickey Mouse execs pulled her from an appearance she was to make on the red carpet in Orlando on Friday for the Disney Channel Games. Disney didn’t give a reason for the change in plans, but it’s obvious they think they need …

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Pajiba: So… Zombie Strippers you say?
Hollywood Rag: Adriana Lima must like Madonna
UseMyComputer: Amanda Bynes looking red
Yeeeah: Katie goes to Scientology boot camp

WIMB: Lily Allen turns 23
Hollywood Tuna: Maria Menounos is cute
INO: Jennifer Aniston’s building a green house
Celebparasite: Keeley Hazell loves being topless

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Linda Cannon, a family member of Nick Cannon, confirmed the rumors that Nick and Mariah Carey married. She wouldn’t give details as to where it happened though. Probably because she’s a sly dog.
“Yes, we know,” she says. “He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what …

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