The Happening sucks: An early review of M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie says it terrible.
However, like all of you, I hated “Lady in the Water.” It’s not just bad…it’s terrible. It’s the only film in his catalogue I can’t stand and I think it’s a huge mess of a film. That being said, I figured …

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Paris Hilton, realizing her best friend Nicole Richie has beat her to the punch many times this past year, told PEOPLE that she wants a piece of that publicity pie to marry Benji Madden.
“He wants to [get hitched],” she told PEOPLE Thursday night at London’s Nobu, where she showed up for a late-night snack with …

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Bossip: Dennis Rodman is an ugly drama queen
Drunken Stepfather: Danielle Lloyd has a shitty upskirt
Bastardly: Eliza Dushku makes an appearance
CityRag: Sumo car wash
Celebitchy: Which couple is more annoying: Nick and Mariah or Aniston and Mayer

Celebslam: Pink went to the beach. This is why I never go
Asylum: Even stunning women look silly
CoEd: Monica …

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Laura Vandervoort is also filming The Reef with Audrina Patridge. Laura is way hotter than Audrina so that’s one of the better reasons to check out this straight to DVD sequel. Did I mention you get to see her in a bikini? Which… you can also do here. Oh jeez. This film is screwed.

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An old college buddy of Tony Romo told the Chicago Sun-Times that Tony’s breakup with Jessica Simpson was caused by a combination of not wanting to deal with the intense media scrutiny that comes with being Jessica’s boyfriend and being freaked out by Jessica’s dad Joe who started offering unsolicited career advice. Not mentioned is …

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A patient photographer camped out on what seems to be the 20th floor to capture these shots of Jennifer Aniston’s ass. Was it worth it? Probably not. Jennifer Aniston is dumb and so is John Mayer. Staring at her ass is about as exciting as smashing my hand in a car door. I mean, it’s …

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The California Supreme Court announced yesterday that they were lifting the ban on gay marriages. Following this historical announcement, Ellen DeGeneres wanted everyone to notice her so she announced on her show that she’s marrying Portia de Rossi.
Just last week, Ellen told Star that Portia is “a great partner. And I mean that in …

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Pajiba: The Fall is trippy
Hollywood Rag: Megan Fox was too poor to shave her legs
WIMB: Classic cars are a woman’s weakness
Hollywood Tuna: Mila Kunis is hot

Celebparasite: Britney Spears had a happy mother’s day
DRW (Site NSFW): Keeley Hazell not naked. Why not?
DH: A gremlin or Tila Tequila
Daily Stab: Posh promotes her line
AB: Jack Black gets his …

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