Sex and the City over everything: <– *Shrieks with excitement* Er, I mean. *Stabs self in eyes* Yea, that’s it.
50 Cent is an attempted murderer?: A fire struck 50 Cent’s $1.4 million Dix Hills, NY house at around 5 a.m. this morning. 50 was out filming in Louisiana, but his ex, Shaniqua Tompkins, and 10-year-old …

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The red band trailer for Burn After Reading. Careful. Your virgin ears may not be able to handle the adult language.

Bossip: R. Kelly should be scared. The tape wasn’t digitally altered.
Drunken Stepfather: Lydia Hearst’s personal Sex in the City after party pics
Bastardly: Hayden Panettiere arrives at LAX
Celebitchy: Amy …

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Some people call Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pathetic for staging candid photos such as these to publicize their sad, lonely lives and further their non-existent careers. And I wholeheartedly agree. Why can’t they be content to fade into obscurity like much of their cast mates from The Hills will in five years? Have some …

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Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s psycho attention whoring father, showed up at the Penninsula Hotel on Wednesday where Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson was deejaying and staked out the lobby waiting for Lindsay to arrive. A source revealed to Page Six:
“It was freaky. He was sitting on the steps and texting like mad, and looking very upset that …

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OK! and ET both confirmed Angelina Jolie gave birth on Sunday. PEOPLE, however, respectfully disagrees and is deciding not to jump on the baby bandwagon. Instead, they went to Jolie’s rep who denied this rumor, simply saying, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”
Great. Because …

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Paris Hilton has begun filming her new reality show, Paris BFF, where people apply to be her new best friend. That’s why no one has heard from her recently. Until today. This one comes from FOX News who say Paris was spotted at a party requesting the DJ not play songs lasting more than 20 …

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A recent survey conducted on Celine Dion’s Florida home suggests she uses nearly 18,000 gallons of water a day. Well above the average 170 gallons normal residents use. It is unclear whether this is is an irrigation leak or for their landscape, but it has left people outraged.
Whatever. Don’t these guys have better things to …

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Pajiba: War Inc. is Grosse Point Dumb
Hollywood Rag: Supernanny offers Britney Spears advice
WIMB: Chris Rock wisdom
Yeeeah: Pete Wentz is lame

Hollywood Tuna: Mila Kunis pumps it
Celebparasite: Jake and Reese to start a family?
Celebwarship: Random Sarah Jessica Parker appearance
HB: Harrison Ford and Callista Flockhart to marry

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