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Kim Kardashian’s ass is real

June 13th, 200818 comments

This will no doubt put to rest the rumor that Kim Kardashian uses butt pads to enhance her ass. It’s all real, baby. All 50 cottage cheese pounds of it.

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R. Kelly is not guilty

June 13th, 20081 comment

After less than a day of deliberation and 6 years after he was first charged, R. Kelly was acquitted of all 14 counts of child pornography. The jury reasoned that the videotape was not enough evidence to convict him. With the fancy CGI we have today, that could have very well been Chuck Norris peeing …

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Alex Curran: I don’t know who that is

June 13th, 20083 comments

Some chick named Alex Curran hung out by the pool in Miami. Wikipedia says she’s some sort of English model and fashion columnist for the Daily Mail. Fascinating.

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Batman Begins alternate tv spot and time wasters

June 13th, 2008Respond

Ack ack ack.

Bossip: Janet Jackson chats with Bossip
Drunken Stepfather: Stifler fucked Jessica Simpson
Bastardly: Dave Navarro and Daisy de la Hoya are in love
Celebslam: Ahhh!
Celebitchy: Billy Bob jokes that Angelina wants him back

CityRag: Jennifer Tilly’s face is working
Smatterist: Reese Witherspoon does the Kimono thing?
ASL: Clay Aiken wants more babies
Lainey: Sarah Larson is classy
Dlisted: David Beckham and …

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It was a game

June 13th, 2008Respond

Pictures of a drunk Naomi Campbell going limp and falling down circulated across the internet the other day. The 38-year-old was shown eating it as a guy tried to grab her arm and a woman helped her up. Today, Naomi claims she wasn’t drunk, she was just playing a trust game.

Her agent told The Sun: …

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Ashlee Simpson might be having twins

June 13th, 2008Respond

Update: Pete Wentz denies the twins rumor. He said he was tired when he made the slip.
“That was way wrong. I meant to say ‘the baby’ and said ‘them’ cos it was 7am.
“I can tell you we are absolutely not having twins. I totally mispoke ‘cos we dunno if it’s a boy or girl. I …

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Everyone is naked

June 13th, 20082 comments

The Spanish Elle Magazine punches the American Elle Magazine right in its gay fairy face by having their July edition feature a bunch of naked Latin actresses you’ve never heard of. Blanca Romero, Patricia Conde, Elsa Pataky, Leonor Watling, Laura Sánchez, Mónica Cruz, Natalia Verbeke, Ariadne Artiles, Eugenia Silva, Bimba Bosé are all nude or …

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Please do not feed the Nikki Cox

June 13th, 20088 comments

Scientists believe that leaving a trail of breadcrumbs is the best way to make a Nikki Cox follow you home. Also, it is best to do this during the summer months as she is likely to make her way South when temperatures begin to drop.

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