Khloe Kardashian reported to Van Nuys jail today with her family in tow to begin her 30 day sentence for violating probation. She was booked, had her mugshot taken and lied about her weight (5′10”, 145 lbs). 173 minutes later, she was free. A spokesperson for the jail said that Khloe’s complimentary fruit basket and …

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Bossip: Taye Diggs in a dorky get up
Drunken Stepfather: Christina Milian in a bikini
Bastardly: Kristin Chenoweth at Space Chimps
Celebslam: Poor Mini-me

Celebitchy: Mischa Barton regrets DUI because now she’s like Paris Hilton
FHM: Rock Band 2 has a set list
Asylum: Pizza girl got robbed
CoEd: China bans black people in bars, uh…
ASL: Someone’s running away from the paps

CS: …

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Big news of the day: Apparently, paparazzi can now fly. That or photo agencies are hiring 8 foot tall giants. It’s the only explanation I have for this perspective.

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Unbeknown to me, there’s a magazine devoted to everyone’s favorite polyamide yarn, Nylon. Weird. Even weirder? The latest issue of Nylon is devoted to its arch nemesis, denim, otherwise known as America’s most beloved rugged, durable twill fabric. The tension is palpable in this issue making it a must read. Oh and there’s a bunch …

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Jennifer Aniston hasn’t had a lot of success in her film career. She’s had a few notable roles in The Break-Up, Office Space and the awesome Leprechaun movie, but none of these have been major money making hits. What’s a girl to do? Well, if you’re an opportunist like Jen, your best bet is to …

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It’s hard to tell from these photos, but that’s Brittany Murphy bending over. Sadly, it’s possibly the most interesting thing she’s done since Clueless.

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Last September, Salma Hayek gave birth to French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault’s daughter, Valentina. They were engaged to be married. Now they’re not. Their rep tells USA Today:
“We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment.”
Valentina is like the golden egg. Pinault is …

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Pajiba: Hellboy II is all geek and no love
Hollywood Rag: Gwen Stefani to make her own version of Dorothy’s red slippers
WIMB: Mandy Moore – geeky hot
Hollywood Tuna: Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are stars

CNW: An Honorary Scientologist
Yeeeah: Eva Longoria got fat on purpose
Attworld: Google maps catches girlfriend cheating
Celebwarship: Angelina settles into the hospital

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