I wonder if Jenna Jameson would have agreed to do this had she known the more subtle implications of this PETA ad. For example, “Sometimes, too much sex can be a bad thing.” PETA implies that you need only look at the zombie to the left as proof. And “Help prevent unwanted animals from being …

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Bossip: The events leading up to the murder at Lil’ Kim’s party
Drunken Stepfather: Anna Faris acts seductive in Details
Bastardly: Sophie Monk went out
Asylum: Body builders vs crotch shots
Celebslam: Lindsay Lohan is kind of see through

CityRag: Reptile eyes are hot in Hollywood
FHM: Megan Fox the nun?
CoEd: What if the Dark Knight had tourettes
Celebitchy: L’Oreal swears they …

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The Blake Lively panty watch level for today is: White or High alert, possibly “that time of the month”. That is all.

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Clay Aiken’s mother, in a sort of “See?! My son’s not gay!,” moment, told WRAL’s Lynda Loveland that Clay Aiken’s friend, Jaymes Foster, gave birth to his baby this morning.
Aiken’s mother, Faye, said the baby has dark hair and that her son is smiling from ear-to-ear.
Clay wrote on his blog:
I know it’s been a while. …

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Here’s Audrina Patridge at the DKNY beach house surrounded by a bunch of dorks jerking off to her. At least that’s what I believe to be happening. Unless I’m misinterpreting the situation. Like the time I thought Heidi Klum so totally wanted me. It turned out she just wanted me to let go of and …

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Tara Reid used to be on top of the world (not really), but constant partying, bad movies and a horrible plastic surgeon have turned both her body and career into grotesque sideshow oddities. In fact, Tara Reid crossing in front of you holds the same stigma as walking under a ladder or breaking a mirror. …

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Pajiba: You might want to watch Pineapple Express high
Hollywood Rag: Underwear models for the 6th Annual National Underwear Day
WIMB: What’s up, fat boy?
DRW (Site NSFW): Traci Bingham whores up a premiere

Celebparasite: Jennifer Aniston is in love
HB: Madonna and Guy’s London pub rips off tourists
Hollywood Tuna: Hilary Duff again
DH: Tori Spelling spreads legs in name of …

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Here’s Brooke Hogan walking around Miami Beach like she’s hot stuff even though you can see tons of people who look like her at any tranny club. I’m surprised she isn’t wearing one of those sweats that say “hot stuff” on the ass. Probably because the store refused to sell to her. “Hot stuff? More …

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