Immature guys like me can never get their mind out of the gutter and often look for double entendres in everything people say. It makes the day go by faster. This is a good one to end the week with. Kate Winslet talked to EW about how it was weird to have her husband direct …

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Usually when a film is described as American Pie-like and promises a live performance by Fallout Boy, it’s not very promising. While Sex Drive is billed as such, it actually looks decent in the “I’m lowering my expectations a lot so this will probably exceed it slightly” sort of way.

Bossip: DMX filled his arrest quota …

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I don’t know much about Autumn Reeser except that she was in The OC and is now in Maxim magazine. To a few people that means something in the same way keeping G.I. Joe action figures in their original packaging means something. That might not make any sense to you, but if you read this …

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If you were going to get Madonna a card congratulating her on her 50th birthday tomorrow, I suggest you go ahead and do it. It would really piss her off. The Mirror says She-Hulk has banned any mention of the number 50 at her party, instead, insisting everyone say she’s 36. Why 36? Because members …

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OK! Magazine calls Lindsay Lohan a Faux-mosexual in their thrilling piece about Lindsay’s latest flip-flop in her sexuality (I prefer fun-sexual). Friends tell OK! that while her relationship with Samantha is suffering, she’s been flirting, laughing and giggling with guys. A clear indication that she craves the cock that was once part of her food …

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Gosh, you don’t think this was an attempt at getting attention do you? I would lose any respect I had for Lisa Rinna if it was. Although, if I started out with zero respect, does it turn into negative respect? Can a person be negatively respected? I suppose I can try. Lisa Rinna, I negative …

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A decrease in work due to a broken neck, two divorces and providing assistance to family and friends have created a black hole in Ed McMahon’s wallet and are reasons why his Beverly Hills mansion faces foreclosure. But, wait. Donald Trump is here to save the day. Trump plans to buy the mansion and lease …

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Last November, people were disappointed to see the results of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s eat-everything-in-sight and-wear-a-bikini diet. She defended herself by saying she didn’t have to defend herself and that everyone was mean for calling her fat because she’s only a size 2. Except, everyone laughed and said, “maybe a size 2 times 5!” Anyway, Jennifer …

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