The Olympics are awesome!
For those of you who don’t visit this site every day, you assholes should be ashamed of yourselves. I still love you though so I’ve compiled a list of all the important masturbatory materials you may have missed. Enjoy!

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Today’s panty watch level, provided by Vanessa Hudgens, is: Striped – Playful with a high chance of gettin’ some.

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Bossip: Don Cheadle looking dapper
Drunken Stepfather: Olympic camel toe, Paraguay edition
Celebslam: Matt Damon is better than you
Asylum: The most memorable pin-up posters

Celebitchy: Who would date Michael Phelps?
FHM: Team USA’s hottest
CoEd: Heaven only knows what this preacher eats
Holy Taco: Victoria Silvstedt, professional escort or famous model?
Yeeeah: Beach volleyball gets all wet

CNW: Winona Ryder goes green
College Humor: …

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If you’re into vapid whores lathered in makeup making public appearances in order to barter their bodies for increased exposure and music sales, then you’ve come to the right place. Allow me to introduce Aubrey O’Day. Semi-popular singer or something.

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Katie Holmes’ play is failing. People are not singing praise for her Braodway debut in All My Sons. Ticket sales are underwhelming and no one knows who to blame.
“You can’t say it’s the economy,” says the source, “because there are shows, like ‘Mamma Mia’ that are selling out.” One possibility bandied about is that audiences …

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Despite the lack of confirmation from NBC, The New York Post is sure that Khloe Kardashian will be on next season’s Celebrity Apprentice. Joan and Melissa Rivers will also be contestants while Dennis Rodman, Tony Danza and Petra Nemcova are rumored as possibles.
This’ll be fun. There’s no way Khloe will make it past the first …

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Lindsay Lohan stepped out in L.A. once again shunning the restrictive confines of a bra. With this, L.A. has become a no bra zone. Take heed citizens, especially the hot ones, you are now required to forgo any breast support lest you want to suffer the consequences which involve whip cream and my tongue. Go …

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Pajiba: The Rocker – He’ll always be Dwight Schrute to me
Hollywood Rag: Nicole Richie wants Joel to stay away from Mary-Kate
WIMB: Ashton who?
Lainey: Hopes are high for an Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt hook up

Hollywood Tuna: Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes in lingerie
Celebparasite: Christina Bale loves to mount horses
UseMyComputer: Katherine McPhee does MTV
EB: Sanjaya Malakar …

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