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Max Payne is here and time wasters

August 29th, 20082 comments

I could do without the Marilyn Manson soundtrack or Mark Whalberg, but the trailer to Max Payne looks pretty cool. Especially when Mila Kunis fires a semi-automatic weapon without recoil. She must be strong.

Bossip: Queen Latifah plans to adopt
Drunken Stepfather: Katie Lohman is in a charity bikini
Bastardly: Eva Mendes does Sydney
Celebslam: Naomi Campbell got hooked …

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Kevin Spacey is kinky

August 29th, 20085 comments

Kevin Spacey has long been rumored to be gay by everyone even though he hasn’t officially come out and there’s never been any reports linking him to anyone to suggest he is. He could be androgynous like Clay Aiken for all we know. Still, there haven’t been reports linking him to women either.
In any case, …

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The many faces of Jessica Simpson

August 29th, 20085 comments

Who says Jessica Simpson can’t act. Here she is in concert showing a wide array of facial talent. I’ve compiled a list of expressions she made. See if you can match the number to the picture:

I had Taco Bell the night before face
BJ face
I’m in deep thought face
Bitter beer face
Your grandpa is an old fool …

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Blake Lively dresses nice

August 29th, 2008Respond

Blake Lively showed up at The Late Show With David Letterman wearing just a dress shirt. What was she wearing under the dress shirt? I hope it was nothing because that would fuel my fantasies for seconds to come. If I’m lucky, possibly minutes.

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Carrie Underwood and Michael Phelps?

August 29th, 200814 comments

The National Enquirer reports that goofy looking Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps and American Idol contestant, Carrie Underwood, have planned their first date after days of texting. No details on where they plan to go, but it will probably be a non-eating affair.
“I’m not so sure you’d want to see me eat! It might not …

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Morning time wasters

August 29th, 2008Respond

Pajiba: The Longshots – It’s a longshot I’ll ever watch this movie
UseMyComputer: Alizee is back
WIMB: J. Lo not perfect
Hollywood Rag: Jack Black can’t fart as well as a computer

Hollywood Tuna: Vida Guerra, buttaface
Celebparasite: Kellie Pickler is a bum
AB: Gratuitous insincere Tom Cruise doesn’t know his own job
TC: Tranny Face loves Obama

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Gillian Anderson was a bitch

August 29th, 20083 comments

In an interview with horror website Icons of Fright, Tuesday Knight, who starred in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master and an episode of X-Files says Gillian Anderson was a bitch to her.
Let’s talk about X-FILES because you did an episode. I love X-FILES, but I honestly only consistently watched the first …

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Michael uses his dead father as media bait

August 29th, 20082 comments

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both blasted Michael Lohan yesterday for talking about LIndsay to the press in order to get attention. Michael responded yet again calling Dina a two-face. Today, Michael sinks to a new low. His father just passed away and he’s using his death to prove how horrible a person Dina is.
“My …

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