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Jerry Seinfeld shills Microsoft and time wasters

September 5th, 2008Respond

I’m still not buying a Mac no matter how much this commercial sucks.

Celebitchy: Jerry Seinfeld made a terrible Microsoft ad
Bossip: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett caught giving each other tongue action
Drunken Stepfather: Brody Jenner’s mom is in a bikini
Celebslam: Caroline D’Amore went to the beach

Asylum: Playboy Playmates – Where are they now?
Lainey: Ghetto tits and …

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It wasn’t that bad

September 5th, 2008Respond

Lily Allen responded via her MySpace blog about the statements the Daily Mail made about her and Elton John getting into a spat at the GQ Man of the Year Awards. Lily says it was just playful banter and weren’t seriously going to shank each other when the show ended.
Hi , now it’s all died …

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Selma Blair is uncoordinated

September 5th, 20084 comments

TMZ put up this picture of Selma Blair eating it while riding a scooter on the set of Kath and Kim. It’s unclear whether this was part of the script or not, but I always enjoy celebrities scrubbing hard on toys meant for eight year olds. It brings joy to my cold, icy heart.

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Rumer Willis hates her chin

September 5th, 20088 comments

Rumer Willis hates her huge Jay Leno chin and blames her dad for bestowing these awful genes upon her.
“People tell me all the time that I look my mom. I see the resemblance, sometimes. There was a picture in a magazine about look-a-like mothers and daughters and I saw that I looked exactly like her …

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Michael Phelps has an “aggressive grip”

September 5th, 20082 comments

No longer in training and having accomplished the greatest feat in Olympic history, Michael Phelps went to the Playboy Club at the Palms in Vegas over the weekend to score some tail. According to Neel Shah at Radar,
“It was unreal. Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over… I’ve never seen such …

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Morning time wasters

September 5th, 2008Respond

Pajiba: My friend tells me True Blood is a rip-off of Laurell K. Hamilton’s books
Hollywood Rag: Tyra Banks makes a lot of green
WIMB: Miley Cyrus is rich

Hollywood Tuna: Tila Tequila has dwarf cleavage

Celebparasite: Lance Armstrong has the libido of a fire hydrant
HB: Tom Cruise to be in Shrek 4
Yeeeah: Kate Hudson still lives with her …

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Hayden’s freaking out, man

September 5th, 20083 comments

Hayden Panettiere recently bought a $2.6 million house in West Hollywood, but her boyfriend/co-star Milo Ventimiglia isn’t happy. He thought they were going to buy a house together. In fact, he wants to marry Hayden. Star reports:
But it turns out Hayden isn’t ready to play house. According to the friend, she’s “freaking out” because Milo …

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A third “Ghostbusters” in the works

September 5th, 2008Respond

Columbia Pictures has enlisted the executive producers of The Office, Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky, to pen a third installment in the Ghostbusters franchise. The sequel will feature the original cast of Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Ernie Hudson.
Nice, Hollywood. I doubt kids today even know what Ghostbusters is. Expect a theater full …

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