I stared at this picture for a few hours trying to figure out if this was actually Amy Winehouse or Alice Cooper. If it’s Alice Cooper, he’s really let himself go.

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John McCain was a guest on that estrogen fueled talk show The View today. During the interview, McCain said he wanted to constitution to be interpreted the way it was originally intended. Whoopi got a little heated and asked, “Should I be worried about being a slave, about being returned to slavery because crtain things …

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I’ll take one for $5 please.

Bossip: Serena Williams and her muscle booty
Drunken Stepfather: Lisa Rinna has hard nipples
Celebslam: Kim Kardashian is a threat to public safety
Bastardly: Jenny McCarthy drinks Jamba Juice

Celebitchy: Britney went on a date with Russell Brand?
Asylum: Teacher accidentally screens porno to students
CoEd: A priest sold coke from his campus rectory (heh heh, …

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So what if Sophie Monk can ride a bike. I can pee-pee standing up. Winner: Me!

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After a failed marriage with Carey Hart, Pink turned to Juliette Lewis for comfort who, in turn, turned her onto Scientology. Star Magazine claims:
“Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”
Scientology can have her. Good riddance, I say. …

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Katherine McPhee showed up at the Moet & Chandon Spring Show dressed like this and there’s something about her that gives her this certain sex appeal. I just can’t put my finger on it or my hands and I can’t cup it either or motorboat it. Stupid bodyguards.

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Lindsay Lohan has been begging her mom to let her 14-year-old sister, Ali Lohan, live with her and Samantha. Lindsay says she’s at a point where she believes she can finally be a positive influence on her. According to The National Enquirer:
Lindsay – who’s been privately critical of Dina for pushing Ali into their widely …

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Pajiba: Clive Owen and an ATM
Hollywood Rag: Jennifer Lopez is fine
WIMB: America Ferrerra thinks her co-star’s show is lame
Lainey: Jim Sturgess isn’t single

Celebparasite: Angelina has a new movie
Yeeeah: Mr. Madonna turns 40
Hollywood Tuna: Rose McGowan is pretty white
UseMyComputer: Katy Perry is shiny

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