If you couldn’t tell, this is Beyonce in a bikini walking around Miami beach flanked by five burly security guards who don’t care if you just want a picture and don’t listen to you when you scream, “Not the face. Not the face!” She was wearing a huge diamond wedding ring as well. Honestly, it …
Archive for 2008
How to sell insurance and time wasters
October 3rd, 2008Respond
Bossip: Beyonce has recorded 70 songs
Celebslam: Jeremy Piven wants a piece of that
Asylum: New Radiohead video is as cool as the others
Bastardly: Audrina Patridge went to Lauren Conrad’s house
Celebitchy: DJ AM is recovering well
Lainey: Q-Tip and Nicole Kidman once dated
CoEd: Who is this Joe Six Pack?
Holy Taco: The testicle cookbook
Popoholic: Sophie Monk is leggy
ASL: …
Catherin Zeta-Jones is pretty
October 3rd, 20081 comment
Catherine Zeta-Jones showed up with Michael Douglas at the United Nations Association Global Leadership awards and she looked a little different. Like an Oompa Loompa with a bad sunburn. I haven’t seen her in a while. She didn’t always look like this did she? There’s no way I would masturbate to this and I’m fairly …
Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt
October 3rd, 2008Respond
At only 22-years-old, Lindsay Lohan is already thinking of adoption. She told Marie Claire, “At some point … I want to adopt a kid … A child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.”
Hide the babies. There’s a 90% chance any kid raised by Lindsay will turn into a self-obsessed …
Vanessa Hudgens has camel toe
October 3rd, 20081 comment
Here are a few pictures of Vanessa Hudgens’ camel toe even though you’ve seen five hundred pictures of her naked already. But if you have a short memory like me, these will probably fascinate you for the next five minutes until you browse over to LOLCats.
Samantha Ronson doesn’t do gyms
October 3rd, 20081 comment
This is news to me, but according to PEOPLE, the world was all aflutter about Samantha Ronson’s “svelte figure” when those pictures of her and Lindsay in Los Cabos came out. PEOPLE asked Ronson, 30, what her secret was. The answer may surprise you. She doesn’t go to the gym. Her workout regiment only consists …
Rick Rolled? and time wasters
October 3rd, 20081 comment
Pajiba: “Choke” on this
Hollywood Rag: Paris Hilton for president
WIMB: John Mayer has sworn off women
Hollywood Tuna: Torrie Wilson did a photo shoot
UseMyComputer: Kate Walsh does the Late Show
Yeeeah: Jennifer Aniston likes wasting money
CNW: Angelina Jolie fat and sad?
Celebparasite: Maybe marriage isn’t horribly useless?
Jessica and Hayden want you to please Delcare Yourself
October 3rd, 20081 comment
The best way to convince people to do what you want is to talk down to them and separate them into two categories. The good, ones who agree with you, and the bad, ones who don’t. It is these types of forced polar opposites that have brought peace to our nation.
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