Although the song sucks, Britney Spears actually looks good in her new video for Womanizer or Womanizuh or whatever. Britney even gets naked in a sauna and instead of looking like rising dough, she looks hot. At one point I even muttered, “I would totally hit that.”
Archive for 2008
Indiana Jones was raped and time wasters
October 10th, 2008Respond
Get the Flash Player to see this player.
Bossip: Halle Berry has a new scent. It smells like love
Drunken Stepfather: Katy Perry likes to jump around. What does House of Pain think?
Celebslam: Rosie O’Donnell has a sex tape
Asylum: Just in time for Halloween. The most horrendous decorations
Celebitchy: Ryan Phillippe continues his man whoring ways
Coed: Banksy invades …
Zac Efron might be naked
October 10th, 20084 comments
Me and millions of high pitched eighth graders agree. Zac Efron is the hottest robotic wax figure in Disney history. Which is why Zac disrobing on Broadway is way hotter news than Susie kissing Jared in the boy’s bathroom. Of course, this hasn’t been confirmed. Zac merely mentioned in passing at the London Premiere of …
Keira Knightley is naked
October 10th, 20082 comments
Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller star in the upcoming film The Edge of Love. It’s about two women in love with a poet. I think. I’m not entirely sure but Keira and Sienna get naked. NSFW video under the cut. Enjoy you perverts.
I hope this makes Jennifer Lopez cry
October 10th, 20087 comments
Eva Mendes is pissed that she’s compared to that other Latina actress Jennifer Lopez. Eva would like to think her career is a little more serious.
“I would like to think I will have a more serious career than J.Lo. We may both be of Latin origin but that’s where the comparisons stop. She manages her …
Lindsay Lohan is protected
October 10th, 20083 comments
Lindsay Lohan has been assigned police protection after expressing concern over “Biblical” threats she received at 3 different addresses. No information on what the exact wording of these “Biblical” threats were. They can range anywhere from promising to crucify her for her harlot ways to the tried and true threat of “going Biblical on your …
Everyone hates Madonna
October 10th, 20081 comment
Madonna has long been rumored to be a bitchy diva, but that type of behavior was usually thought to extend only to her fans of which she thinks she’s better than. It turns out Madonna is intolerable to her fellow singers as well.
The Swedish pop star Robyn was psyched when the Material Mom invited her …
Morning time wasters
October 10th, 2008Respond
Pajiba: The Unborn trailer. Wow, just, wow.
Hollywood Rag: Tara Reid has a happy mouth
WIMB: Someone is a little jealous
Lainey: Gisele is shooting some sort of music video
Mr. Skin: 31 sexiest scream queens, possible NSFW
Celebparasite: Sophia Bush is lovely and booby
Hollywood Tuna: Audrina Patridge is not hot
Yeeeah: Martha Stewart has a gigantic weiner
HB: Avril and cro-mag …
