High Shool Musical 3 over Saw V: Holy crap, there’s a V? Anyway, teeny boppers will prefer the waxy looks of Zac Efron over the imaginative disembowlment of unrelatable characters. I think.
Miley Cyrus is living with her boyfriend: NE says that Miley Cyrus is looking for her own apartment — common practice for high school …

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Reports are filtering in that American Idol vet and Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson’s mother and an unidentified male were found fatally shot in a South Side home this afternoon. A representative of the family’s church confirms one of the victims was Darnell Hudson.
Update: The other victim is thought to be Jennifer’s brother Jason, the shooting …

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Have you been watching the MTV show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF? You have? Okay, go kill yourself. But not before you watch this. I wouldn’t want you to die without good reason.
In this uncensored clip, attention whore Onch and attention whore Zui re-enacted 2 Girls, 1 Cup in a jacuzzi on the show. It …

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Bossip: Hotter? Megan Good or Chanel Iman
Drunken Stepfather: Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais re-enact the Nailin’ Palin Porn
Bastardly: Monica Belluci at some premiere
CityRag: Celebrity ass detective
Asylum: Hot girl, cool job. Allison the voiceover actor

Celebslam: Nicole Richie sucks at driving
Holy Taco: Five things that have been found in the folds of fat people
Celebitchy: Allegra Versace looks …

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Soon to be 16 Miley Cyrus, currently in a relationship with a 20-year-old model, was given the birds and the bees speech by her dad. A friend of Billy Ray’s said Miley is bound to be experimenting on account of her raging hormones.
“Miley’s career is just rolling along now and getting bigger and bigger. Everyone …

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Look at how edgy Hayden Panettiere is. Her friends backstage dared her to wear boxers under her dress on Ellen and she did. She even showed it on national television. Lifted up her dress, just like that. “What a hussy!,” is what those people in the 1700’s would have yelled at their magical moving picture …

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Remember when I said implied Lindsay Lohan’s career was in bad shape and that Ali Lohan was the “Great Red Hope?” I wasn’t joking. Sources are saying that Lindsay has no “lucrative” projects lined up after Ugly Betty and that it’s over for her.
No one will hire Lindsay or give her an audition because she “can’t …

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If you’ve ever wondered what Tara Reid does for a living, keep wondering because these pictures won’t help answer that question. What they will do is give insight into Tara’s plummeting bags of saline and sad nipples. Whoever is paying Tara to do whatever it is ugly people can do (be a scarecrow?), please provide …

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