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The Office does Halloween and time wasters

October 31st, 2008Respond

Bossip: Isaiah Thomas is in the psych ward
Drunken Stepfather: Aubrey O’Day showed up really drunk
Bastardly: The always sexy Kate Beckinsale
Celebslam: Suzanne Somers a cougar?
Asylum: Japanese man petitions for right to marry comic characters

Celebitchy: Ashley Olsen may be planning a secret $1 million wedding
Holy Taco: A look back on Marisa Miller
CoEd: College football, the cheerleader edition
College …

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Shauna Sand dressed up

October 31st, 20081 comment

Surprise! Shauna Sand dressed up as a slutty soldier for Halloween.
Surprise again! You’re blind!
By the way, props to you, Shauna, for being photographed at an undisclosed location against a nondescript white brick wall giving everyone hope that you are taking part in a metaphorical execution which will result in us never hearing from you again.

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Joaquin Phoenix might be serious

October 31st, 2008Respond

A few days ago Joaquin Phoenix mumbled something about quitting acting and focusing on his music. Everyone figured he was joking but he’s taking this one step further and putting his Hollywood Hills home on sale through realtor.com for $3,975,000.
You can’t fool me Joaquin. I’m not falling for these pranks. No one is ever going …

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We have a winner

October 31st, 20081 comment

If you’re stumped on a costume idea, then do what Keeley Hazell did and show your tits. Trust me, you’ll win first prize at every party you go to.

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Madonna uses Jerry Seinfeld’s house as a shag pad

October 31st, 2008Respond

Last week, both Madonna and A-Rod flew to the Hamptons in separate private helicopters within 40 minutes of each other and were taxied by different cars to Jerry Seinfeld’s waterfront mansion where they “relaxed for several hours.”
“A dark SUV and Jerry in another Porsche both pulled up and picked up Madonna and they headed back …

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Kim Kardashian is a Wonder Woman

October 31st, 2008Respond

In Kim Kardashian’s version of Wonder Woman, she doesn’t rope people with a golden lasso or deflect bullets with her magical bracelets, she sits on people’s faces. And instead of fighting crime, she fights erectile dysfunction.

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Kendra Wilkinson is in the spirit

October 31st, 2008Respond

How many Jokers will there be this Halloween? Probably more than you’d like. How many Jokers will there be this Halloween who put on a mask because they’re too lazy to use face paint and hold a chainsaw which makes absolutely no sense? Uh, probably just this guy. Maybe he should watch the movie first. …

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Morning time wasters

October 31st, 2008Respond

Pajiba: They may be looking to replace the creator of Mad Men. Bad move
Hollywood Rag: Pam Anderson wants to make real 100% American items
Yeeeah: Nicole Kidman’s baby makes her cry
WIMB: Linda Hogan likes them young

Hollywood Tuna: Danielle Lloyd has classy friends
UseMyComputer: Summer Glau has a photo shoot
Celebparasite: Kristen Bell has a nice ass
DRW (Site NSFW): …

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