Sometimes Hayden Panettiere looks cute, sometimes not so much. This is one of those not so much times. She looked like a disaster at Madonna’s concert. One part flamenco dancer, one part Princess Leia sex slave, one part troll hooker. I’m no stylist, but if I was, I’d snap my fingers flamboyantly and say in …

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Rihanna and her five head performed in Sydney last night and while she was belting out “Umbrella” with Chris Brown, she began feeling sick. She stumbled off stage and, according to Just Jared, passed out.
A rep for Rihanna says she just went off stage to “catch her breath and have some water” due to the …

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Bossip: R. Kelly’s nephew was shot during a robbery
Drunken Stepfather: Kanye West’s shitty new animated video
UseMyComputer: Gemma Atkinson does Nuts
Celebslam: Paris is lying
Asylum: Amazing work spaces

Celebitchy: Prince Williams tells fan to picture him naked
Bastardly: Tila Tequila has a lesbian moment
Holy Taco: Miley Cyrus used to have a real job
CoEd: Is Jay-Z turning into Steve Urkel?
Popoholic: …

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Steven Spielberg and Will Smith are currently in talks to remake Chan Wook-Park’s masterpiece, OldBoy, the best installment in his revenge triology. Spielberg’s Dreamworks is currently negotiating for the remake rights. Variety reports:
Spielberg had been looking for an opportunity to make a film with Smith, who would play the kidnapped man if all the pieces …

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Pink performed at the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards and ended her hit song “So What” with a pillow fight which left me sexually confused. On the one hand, it’s hot girls in lingerie pillow fighting! On the other hand, it’s Pink. My penis is so flustered it doesn’t know what to do. Right now …

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UK, you may have introduced us to Gemma Atkinson and Cheryl Tweedy and we thank you kindly for that. But your good will is completely offset by also introducing us to Jordan Price, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, who’s seen here walking to the Monarch pub with his Macbook.
Pete’s nose is busted and he looks …

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What the hell? The picture on the left is supposed to be Evan Rachel Wood at the AFI Fest screening of The Wrestler but I swear it’s Dita Von Teese (right). Although I can see how it can be mistaken for a very psychopathic Evan Rachel Wood slowly losing her mind.
Rachel dated Marilyn Manson (just …

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In this case, I’m not joking about the pro wrestling being gay thing.

Pajiba: The Pink Panther trailer – So much talent, so little dignity
Hollywood Rag: Victoria Beckham will cruise down the PCH on a motorcycle
WIMB: Kids hate Ashton Kutcher
Hollywood Tuna: Sophie Monk stretches a tank top

DRW (Site NSFW): Coco whores up Diddy’s b-day
Lainey: That’s a …

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