Every year, Victoria’s Secret has their lingerie fashion show and every year I check my mailbox for an invite and every year I find a reminder from the court telling me to stay 500 yards away from all Victoria’s Secret models. Next year it’s going to be different. Watch out Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana …
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Fur lover drops load on Lindsay Lohan
November 16th, 20081 comment
On Friday night, a anti-fur protester caked Lindsay Lohan’s head with a huge, white load. Of flour. The protester shouted, “Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!,” as she made her triumphant mark. PETA spokesman Robbie LeBlanc said:
“Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash …
Jessica Alba is bangy
November 14th, 20084 comments
Jessica Alba debuted a new look yesterday. I think it’s called the Christina Ricci. Usually, only people with fiveheads get it but Alba is a fashion maverick. She won’t let little things like common sense and stylist’s advice get in the way of her savoir-faire. For that very reason, Jessica also sported a flattened bird …
Burn-E and time wasters
November 14th, 2008Respond
Bossip: Some bus driver choked a mentally challenged kid
Drunken Stepfather: Elisabeth Hasselbeck talks about how her boobs fill up with milk
Celebslam: Brad Pitt loves to get high
Bastardly: Elisha Cuthbert still around
CityRag: Jennifer Aniston nose job reminder
Asylum: Everything you need to know about $2,000/hr escorts
Celebitchy: Mariah Carey wears Santa Claus lingerie to celebrate Christmas
Holy Taco: LARPers: …
Hayden Panettiere is overheating
November 14th, 2008Respond
If you’re into sweaty 4ft tall chicks, then boy, are you in for a treat. Hayden Panettiere was walking her dog in LA yesterday and I have no idea how she got like this. It looks like someone dumped a bucket of water on her.
Maybe it’s the fact that I sent her a picture of …
Kendra Wilkinson is shy
November 14th, 20082 comments
Kendra Wilkinson may be a Playboy centerfold, may have been 1/3 of Hugh Hefner’s harem and may flash her tits whenever the time is right, which is whenever she wants attention, but of course she still “freaks out” over the fact that anyone can check out her “personal places” in Playboy. She tells Pop Tarts:
“If …
Heeeere’s Amy!
November 14th, 20083 comments
Do you think Amy Winehouse finally pulled it together and started making great strides to live a functional, normal, drug free life? Or is she still the same crazy ballerina shoe wearing, blood splattered lunatic snarling at half of London? If you picked the former, then you, sir, are a moron.
[Image via Splash News]
Joe Jonas does damage control
November 14th, 20085 comments
Taylor Swift claimed yesterday that her ex, Joe Jonas, broke up with her in a 27 second phone call and was cheating on her with Camilla Belle. Joe Jonas, 19, felt the need to defend himself. Mostly because he wants to get his dick wet as much as possible before his band goes the way …
