Reporters at a recent press junket for Twilight are criticizing Kristen Stewart of being difficult to interview and “over medicated.” This comes a day after Kristen was photographed smoking pot on a doorstep. She was overheard saying at the media event, “I really, really hate doing this,” to a studio staffer and sources say she …

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The Macy’s Day Parade was Rick Rolled by Rick Astley himself yesterday during Cartoon Network’s Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends float. Damn you internet meme. You won’t get away with this!

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Aww, poor Aubrey. Since being kicked out of Danity Kane, she’s had to get her meals at a soup kitchen. No, actually you’ll be happy to know she was just volunteering at the New York Rescue Mission. Still, her income has really suffered. She’ll probably only clear $100,000 in appearance fees this year. Gosh, I …

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The recently named Sexiest Man Alive Hugh Jackman admits that he used to frequent gay bars to hit on drunk chicks which he says is much better than going to straight bars to hit on drunk chicks because they’re less on the defensive.
“I probably shouldn’t be saying this, but I remember when I was about …

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Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your turducken or your bacon wrapped turkey, but remember if you have a heart attack, no one is taking your ass to the hospital.

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Bossip: What’s wrong with this picture? He’s doing it all wrong.
Drunken Stepfather: Kanye West suicide watch on Conan
Bastardly: Lydia Hearst is skinny
CityRag: This desert is bananas
Asylum: Barbie got her own keyboard

Celebitchy: Britney Spears to appear on French talent show
Holy Taco: Zookeepers have trouble spotting polar bear penis
CoEd: Gratuitous turkey leg porn
Double Viking: This guy flew …

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The unapologetically whorey Danity Kane castoff, Aubrey O’Day, may be posing nude for Playboy. Sources tell TMZ that Aubrey has been in the Manhattan photo studio all day posing with lion cubs and being shot in the buff by Markus Klinko. No word on whether the photographer wrapped Aubrey in bacon and if tiger cubs …

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I was told this was an upskirt photo of the aging beauty (bwahahaha) Sharon Stone. I’m not too sure though. I didn’t make it past her face before running off to the bathroom to puke. See if you can. Winner receives my condolences.

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