The actress with the amorphous stomach, Tara Reid, has checked herself into rehab. No word on what demons she’s fighting. Her people only confirm that “Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center.”
If I had to speculate, I’d say Tara was addicted to being ugly. That’s an addiction, right? Or was that an affliction? …

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Jason is back!

Bossip: Real Housewive’s NeNe is broke
Drunken Stepfather: Courtney Semal is happy to have a rich dad
Bastardly: Elsa Pataky presents
INO: Heather Locklear is looking for work
Holy Taco: When a monkey is too human

Celebslam: Nicola McLean is talented
ASL: Adam Sandler did it for the kids
CityRag: Levi McConaughey is taking over
Asylum: Man sprays teens with fox …

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OceanUp found a fan photo of High School Musical sensations Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens in a sex shop and it looks like Zac already made a purchase. My guess is he bought a deluxe model dildo (a given) and Hannah Montanna snacks. Zac gets hungry on the road and loves his comfort food.

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Jennifer Aniston keeps talking about how the whole Brad and Angelina thing doesn’t affect her but you know it secretly does. She must see Brad’s face in everything from clouds in the sky to the mound of cookie dough she shovels into her mouth while she watches Mr. And Mrs. Smith. Anyway, Aniston attended the …

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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (ooo, fancy) confirmed that Hugh Jackman will host the 81st annual Oscars. In previous years, comedians such as Jon Stewart, Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg were usually called upon. This year, however, the Academy is planning to amaze everyone with a new look and feel. Which is …

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Complex released another set of outtakes recently featuring Kristen Bell. This proves the Complex photographer has it made. They get to take pictures of hot chicks in whatever skanky outfits their deviant mind can come up with. Their job ranks right up there with pretending you’re gay in order to sneak backstage at the Victoria’s …

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A bunch of perverts gathered in a circle and stared at Gwyneth Paltrow’s breasts on the cover of Gotham magazine. They call themselves Gwynophiles and after countless hours of intense scrutiny, they allege she’s had her boobs done. This stems from their belief that it’s impossible for her tits to grow that big by just …

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A day after police ruled the death of Scott Ruffalo as accidental, TMZ reports that despite Shaha Mishaal Adham’s all too eager claim that “crazy” Scott was playing Russian Roulette, certain details about the case are arousing suspicion. For instance, people who play Russian Roulette don’t usually aim the gun at the back of their …

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