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Lisa Rinna posing for Playboy

December 19th, 20086 comments

No one wants this, but it’s happening anyway. Lisa Rinna, 45, confirmed that she is posing for Playboy. Again. She told Extra, “I’m the worst liar on the planet, I can’t lie, so… I think that could be a yes.”
Yet more proof Playboy is about to fold. The magazine used to be something little kids …

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Afternoon time wasters

December 19th, 2008Respond

Bossip: Beyonce’s ring is too expensive to wear in public
Drunken Stepfather: Scientology protesters rain on Tom Cruise’s parade
Bastardly: Ashley Tisdale performs
CityRag: Victoria Beckham ain’t having it
Asylum: The most criminally magnificent mugshots

Holy Taco: Rob Zombie has an inner monologue
Celebslam: America Ferrera is better than you
Dlisted: Jennifer Aniston is attention whoring
CoEd: Apple’s smallest computer yet
Superficial: Kim Kardashian …

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Simon Cowell may not come back

December 19th, 2008Respond

American Idol has yet to premiere but the annoying reports about Paula and Simon are flooding in. Today it’s a story that Simon may not return to the series that brought him the most notoriety. They’re hoping to surround the show in an air of mystery and keep everyone guessing whether or not they’ll get …

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Britney and Benji Madden?

December 19th, 20081 comment

According to Popcrunch, Britney hates her life enough to date Paris Hilton’s ex, Benji Madden. In Touch reports that they’ve been secretly seeing each other and were spotted once at The Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills. If you’re wondering how these two yahoos met, credit Britney’s dad, Jamie. He made up a list of acceptable …

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Rihanna loves her fans

December 19th, 20087 comments

Rihanna pulled her pants down in front of a fan to show off her tattoo. MeetTheFamous got the picture. It looks like Hebrew or some other voodoo language. I’ve been told it translates to, “If you can read this, you’re standing too close,” but they told Rihanna it says, “Health, wealth and happiness.”
Update: My friend …

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Paris was robbed

December 19th, 2008Respond

Sources at the LAPD say Paris Hilton’s Beverly Hills home was burglarized this morning. Police report a man in a hoodie forced his way through the front door and went through her bedroom probably trying to get his Valtrex fix. Cops say $2 million in jewelery is missing along with other items.
An APB has since …

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Christina Aguilera is dressy

December 19th, 2008Respond

Christina Aguilera had a Clockwork Orange themed birthday party last night. Christina and the missing link wore the requisite all white outfit with suspenders. Missing were the bloody eyeball cuff links, codpiece and a gigantic penis art piece to bludgeon the birthday girl with.

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Morning time wasters

December 19th, 2008Respond

Pajiba: Iron Man is casting Hawkeye
Lainey: Lily Allen is going for a tight body
ASL: Katie Holmes gets a birthday cake, no husband
Yeeeah: UFC fighter and wife found dead

Hollywood Rag: Sluttiest toy drive ever
WIMB: Keanu Reeves shuns the internet
Flisted: AnnaLynne McCord pulls a Kim Kardashian
UseMyComputer: Emily Scott does Ralph

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