Congratulations to Reva Skie for his entry “The countdown to the start of the mystery meat eating race had the participants on edge” and to Joe for his entry “So I file a 1099 on my winnings? What about my 401K contributions?” I’ve sent you an email. Just reply with your info within 48 hrs. …

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If I had to guess what K-Fed was thinking while jubilantly riding his shopping cart to his car, it would be, “Mmmmm bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon.” One more pic here.
Note: Celebrity mocking will return to normal on Monday.

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While Lindsay is busy pimping MySpace and having online wars with her dad, her brother [ed. note: huh?], Michael,  turned 21 which was enough reason for Dina Lohan to drag him to 1Oak to party. Page Six said Dina left early. Probably at the behest of her son because she was embarrassing him with “mom” …

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Two years into his marriage with Duck Face, Jay Mohr filed a petition to add his wife’s surname to his. If approved, his full name will be Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr.
Jay might as well have gone the whole nine yards and made it Mohr Cox. For their future kid’s sake. Bullies aren’t too adept at …

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Tom Brady nervously proposed to supermodel Gisele Bundchen while flying from New Jersey to Boston on a private jet. Four dozen roses, champagne and Gisele’s parents were reportedly on board as well. Awww.
I think it was a good idea for Tom to propose 30,000 feet above ground. That way if Gisele said “no,” he could …

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I’ll be taking a break from regular posting, but here are some quick hits.
There will be no third Narnia: Disney has decided to sever ties with Walden media effectively ending the Chronicles of Narnia series which it had hoped to be its own Harry Potter. At least until Walden can find someone else to co-finance …

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Don’t forget. The Death Race DVD contest ends this Friday and the Milk giveaway ends in two weeks.

Bossip: Diddy says there’s only one true holiday
Drunken Stepfather: Gisele rides a snow bike
ASL: Naomi Watts and her new kid are on the move
Celebitchy: Tom Cruise controls everything
Holy Taco: Gangsta rap at its best

Asylum: Bizarre greeting cards for …

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In possibly a manufactured feud to promote 30 Rock, Star magazine reports on the rising tension between Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey which exploded recently at a photo shoot. Word is that Tina is figuring out she’s not disposable and has been second guessing Alec.
During a recent photo shoot on the set, the notoriously difficult …

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