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DMX is efficient

December 31st, 20082 comments

DMX showed up in Maricopa County court where he decided it’d be much easier pleading guilty four times to three different cases right then and there instead of having to shuffle back and forth. The breakdown of the three cases are as follows (according to TMZ):

Guilty to one count of cruelty to animals and one …

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Lindsay Lohan looks different

December 31st, 20086 comments

The last time Lindsay Lohan was in a bikini she was in Mexico and she seemed pretty hot. Now, not so much. She still has a fantastic rack, but apart from that, it looks like someone stuck two water balloons on a coat rack. Lindsay must have gone through a lot of changes these past …

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Afternoon time wasters

December 31st, 2008Respond

Bossip: Diddy is telling everyone to GTFO
Drunken Stepfather: Eddie Murphy entertaining those white chicks
Asylum: Blue Man group denies involvement in illicit public sex
CityRag: Avril Lavigne’s calendar moods

ASL: Shia LaBeouf has a breakdown
Bastardly: Some old pics of Ariadne Artiles on the runway
Celebslam: Australia hates Paris
Popoholic: Scarlett Johansson doesn’t want to be called sexy
Dlisted: Joaquin Phoenix is …

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Kelly Brook is in a bikini now

December 31st, 20082 comments

Well proportioned (read: big tits) Kelly Brook and a guy I don’t know took a romp in the Caribbean the other day. This is newsworthy for two reasons, er, three reasons. The first two reside on her chest. The third is something I completely forgot. Hey, did I mention her breasts? They’re big!

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Charles Barkley arrested for driving under the influence

December 31st, 2008Respond

Police in Scottsdale, Arizona pulled over former NBA player, 45-year-old Charles Barkley, for running a stop sign. They realized Barkley was acting a little weird and asked him to take a breathalyzer. Barkley refused and was taken to the station for a blood test. Cops cited him for driving while impaired and released him. Results …

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Beyonce in a bikini

December 31st, 20081 comment

This is a little better. Beyonce and Jay-Z spent the day swimming, jet skiing and doing whatever it is rich people do in the Caribbean. Here they are on their fancy boat diving into the bluest of oceans. The only thing missing from this vacation is a hooker and Jay-Z running out of the cabin …

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Viacom and Time Warner are big babies

December 31st, 2008Respond

Viacom has figuratively taken their ball and left. Radar reports that contract negotiations between Viacom and Time Warner have stalled resulting in 19 channels going dark on Jan. 1st. These include Comedy Central; CMT: Pure Country; Logo; Palladia; MTV; MTV 2; MTV Hits; MTV Jams; MTV Tr3s; Nickelodeon; Noggin; Nick 2; Nicktoons; Spike; The N; …

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Morning time wasters

December 31st, 2008Respond

Pajiba: HBO signs Mara Bello
Lainey: Honestly, who cares about Tori Spelling
Hollywood Rag: Lesbian Vampire Killers trailer
Flisted: Florencia Tesouro should take a shower, she’s got sand all over her

WIMB: Katherine Heigl celebrated her wedding anniversary
Yeeeah: Remember that Amy Fisher sex tape? Yea, I don’t either
CNW: Good job Ben Gibbard, your indie ways are like catnip to …

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