Some artist named Alex Gardega plans on painting a 6-foot nude portrait of TV chef Rachael Ray. Alex will use paprika mixed with oils for her skin tones. It’s unknown whether Alex will be able to capture how truly annoying Rachel Ray is. If he attaches a recording that loops Rachel Ray shrieking, “EVOO,” over and over again, then maybe. If he makes her nipples squirt cayenne pepper in the viewer’s eyes, then definitely.