
- Bastardly: Danielle Lloyd showed up
- Dlisted: Lindsay and Sam are back together
- Celebitchy: Beyonce dumped her dog. Real dog, not Jay-Z
- CS: Paris Hilton in her vibrating car
- SOW: The Oscars won’t announce who’s presenting
- IDLYITW: Megan Fox loves cowboys
- Hollywood Tuna: Kelly Brook’s got talent
- College Humor: Star Wars retold by someone who’s never seen it
- Mr. Skin: The Virgin selling her body gets more publicity by mentioning Kim Kardashian’s name
- Popoholic: Miranda Kerr likes tight jeans
- DH: Jessica Alba does Zinc magazine
Web Finds

- Olivia Munn has a question for you: T or A? (The Superficial)
- Jon Gosselin brings roses to a successful divorce meeting. (Popeater)
- Kate Hudson isn't wearing a bra. (Drunken Stepfather)
- 5 Windows 7 features you probably didn't know about. (College Humor)
- Chris Brown calls Jay-Z a "cornball". (Bossip)
- Kelly Brook's rack is 30. (IDLYITW)
- Toxins in plastic make boys play like girls. (Asylum)
Ahhh you’ve gotta love BJ mouth!