
- Bastardly: Danielle Lloyd showed up
- Dlisted: Lindsay and Sam are back together
- Celebitchy: Beyonce dumped her dog. Real dog, not Jay-Z
- CS: Paris Hilton in her vibrating car
- SOW: The Oscars won’t announce who’s presenting
- IDLYITW: Megan Fox loves cowboys
- Hollywood Tuna: Kelly Brook’s got talent
- College Humor: Star Wars retold by someone who’s never seen it
- Mr. Skin: The Virgin selling her body gets more publicity by mentioning Kim Kardashian’s name
- Popoholic: Miranda Kerr likes tight jeans
- DH: Jessica Alba does Zinc magazine
Web Finds

- Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
- Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
- Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
- Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
- Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
- Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)
Ahhh you’ve gotta love BJ mouth!