
- Bastardly: Danielle Lloyd showed up
- Dlisted: Lindsay and Sam are back together
- Celebitchy: Beyonce dumped her dog. Real dog, not Jay-Z
- CS: Paris Hilton in her vibrating car
- SOW: The Oscars won’t announce who’s presenting
- IDLYITW: Megan Fox loves cowboys
- Hollywood Tuna: Kelly Brook’s got talent
- College Humor: Star Wars retold by someone who’s never seen it
- Mr. Skin: The Virgin selling her body gets more publicity by mentioning Kim Kardashian’s name
- Popoholic: Miranda Kerr likes tight jeans
- DH: Jessica Alba does Zinc magazine
Web Finds

- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
Ahhh you’ve gotta love BJ mouth!