While her husband sits in jail figuring out who he has to fellate for his next fix, Amy Winehouse, 25, is busy hanging out with her new boytoy Joshua Bowman, 21, who she met in St. Lucia. Did I mention Josh is a struggling actor. Shocking, I know, but don’t worry, he’s not using Amy Winehouse for publicity. He said so himself.
‘She’s just a cool girl, very nice, and we’re just very friendly. She’s a good laugh – she is such a lovely girl and on great form.
‘I can’t say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It’s not been all party-party. I don’t drink much at all as it happens.
‘It’s true to say that I’m a budding young actor. But I’d rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I’m being photographed with. I wasn’t waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy.”
You know how sometimes your friends egg you on even if they know what you’re about to do is really stupid? That’s probably what happened here.
Joshua: Do you think I’ll get famous if I have sex with Amy Winehouse?
Friend: Um.
Joshua: I think I’m gonna do it.
Friend: Well, okay. I mean, she is really hot.
Joshua: You think so, man? Because I think…
Friend: Oh, no. Definitely. She’s a 9. Almost a 10.
The cool thing about junkies once you get them good and lit you can do anything with them. Yeh there’s the gag factor with all the scabs and bruises.
But hell, you could rent a sea lion from Sea World and watch her blow it,
put sparklers up her ass and make her run around flapping her arms like a chicken,
or even dress up as the Hamburgler and her as Ronald McDonald and while she’s eating cheeseburgers poke her in the brown-eye with an apple pie.
Mmm, apple pie.