The Blemish

Barack Obama Is the President

Apparently there was this inauguration thing today for our 44th President, . If you’re like me, you missed it because you were staring at Marisa Miller’s tits for an hour and a half. While it should make for an interesting and pretty pathetic story for when people ask what you were doing when our first black president was inaugurated, I suggest you skip the part about sticking crayons in yourself. People get sort of uncomfortable when you mention stuff like that.

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  • capt. cornhole

    I didn’t vote for that Kenyan carpetbagger!

    I would have voted for Condi Rice, she’s got a bigger set of balls than most all of Washington combined.

    In fact I’ve never thought of tranny sex but with Condi Rice!!! I’d let her lead!