The Blemish

Britney has vagina dentata

Britne Spears Twitter

A beautiful stranger hacked Britney’s Twitter account and posted some ugly lies on her page. Lies that need correcting. For the record, Britney’s vagina is not 4 feet wide. It’s 3.89 feet. And the claim of it having razor sharp teeth is wholly inaccurate. They’re just mildly pointy. Barely even able to bite through meat.

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3 Responses to “Britney has vagina dentata”

  • paul

    That may be true but there are untold millions who would like try it out.

  • shane

    why do you have vagina dentata many people possible have vagina dentata why you i’m so sad

  • reason

    i cant belive this is that a truth ….