Calling all Photoshop experts, Madonna needs your help
By The Blemish, 10:59 AM on Jan 19, 2009, 16 Comments
What I assume are outtakes of Madonna’s Hard Candy album photo shoot for W were leaked today. As you can see, they are terrifying.
Ugh, she looks so old. Her wrinkly face, her tired expression. It’s like the icy stare of death. Although, I am surprised Madonna’s abs aren’t hidden underneath layers of loose flesh like with other people her age (70?). That’s something, I suppose.
More after the jump.
I do believe you can see a hint of Madge’s vag in one of those pics.
For the record, I bury my face in her snatch and not come up for air until she gouged my eyeballs out. He snatch is “finger lickn’ good” and you can “eat all you want and won’t get fat”
what she needs is a bottle of vicodin and a double barrel shotgun. she could use her female hyena stlye mock penis to pull the trigger.
oh oh, you’ve found the crypt vault.
I can’t stand the bitch, but she actually looks pretty damn good under the circumstances. That’s some harsh lighting.
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Ok, she does look tired. But I hope half you look just half asgood as that at 50. She’s 1 hot lady!
ugh…..she needs Botox, not only on face, but also…
everybody can kiss her ass!!!!!She is QUEEN!!!!
Bizare! In some photos she seems to be wearing post- liposuction bandages. In others she is wearing my mother’s old corset.
As is so often, woman who try to push the clock back too far, end up looking older. Some of these photos put me in mind of Madonna in the future, sitting in a bar remembering the good old days. She looks 70.
Who sets up the poses?
*my crotch itches and needs airing out pose.
*I am ready for my close up blow job pose.
* My arms are deformed and I can’t get up pose.
Son visage paraît fatigué, soit! Et vieilli, certes! Elle est diablement sexy quand même. A tous ses pourfendeurs : j’aimerais bien vous voir, à son âge, photographié(e)s dans les mêmes tenues et les mêmes poses qu’elle. Je ne suis pas sûre que vous lui arriviez, alors, à la cheville…
looks to me like Madonna might make Guy Ritchie sorry he left…
I did not sign on to be a gynecologist.
Vomit!
i think she looks great for 50 and what a natural body, good for her and still going strong in the gym, people younger than her dont even lift ther butts of the sofa these days, and wonder why they are fat…my only concern with her would be she doesnt need to wear those outfits, she looks more lovely when walking down the red carpet..And the old saying less is more and on the photos a tad to much…..
Elle est superbe et sexy! elle représente divinement bien les femmes de 50 ans! on a le droit de vieillir non? je dis merde au jeunisme! je trouve le titre: “calling photoshop experts” minable et racoleur…c’est toujours une bombe!
Quand on a les moyens financiers, c’est tout de suite plus facile de rester et faire plus jeune, un petit coup de bistouri par-ci un coup de botox par-là, on remonte les pommettes et j’en passe, sans compter la power-plate, et tout le reste. On donne à chaque femme de 50 ans les moyens de Madonna et on sera surpris du résultat. Je ne remets pas en question, son talent, sa tenacité mais il faut rester lucide, si elle n’avait pas tous ces moyens à sa disposition, serait-elle toujours aussi bien ????
Any one of you would be lucky as hell to have your wife look this hot (and be this rich) when she’s 50. Talk all the smack you want… but sitting at that computer munching your Cheetos and trashing people twice your age that are in better shape than your flabby ass … well, you’re quite a sad little human.