There’s no doubt in my mind that Angelina Jolie went backstage and clubbed Cameron Diaz to death after she flubbed her name while announcing the nominees for Best Actress. If Cameron hasn’t been heard from since last night, she’s probably been buried alive 6 feet under with a pronunciation key shoved in her mouth.

Here’s Brad Pitt standing next to Angelina trying to look cool.

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