You already know the premise is ridiculous so just go with it.

  • Pajiba: 30 Rock is coming back
  • Lainey: Hello Kitty Valkyrie
  • ASL: Cindy McCain’s dreams have been shattered
  • Hollywood Rag: Lourdes is calling the shots between Madonna and Guy
  • UseMyComputer: Avril Lavigne is in a hotel room
  • DRW (Site NSFW): Miranda Kerr is in her bikini
  • Yeeeah!: AI’s Emily Wynne-Hughes is a drunk
  • Flisted: Monica Belluci is prestigous