You already know the premise is ridiculous so just go with it.
- Pajiba: 30 Rock is coming back
- Lainey: Hello Kitty Valkyrie
- ASL: Cindy McCain’s dreams have been shattered
- Hollywood Rag: Lourdes is calling the shots between Madonna and Guy
- UseMyComputer: Avril Lavigne is in a hotel room
- DRW (Site NSFW): Miranda Kerr is in her bikini
- Yeeeah!: AI’s Emily Wynne-Hughes is a drunk
- Flisted: Monica Belluci is prestigous
