Elisabeth Hasselbeck pregnant again | The Blemish

Elisabeth Hasselbeck pregnant again

By on January 29, 2009

Elisabeth Hasselbeck @ Conde

Thursday on , announced she was pregnant for the third time. Expecting an August birth, Hasselbeck said: “We are thankful for such great news and will begin planning our zone defense strategy immediately.” Hasselbeck already has two children with her husband Tim Hasselbeck, football dude.

Doctors predict this will be the most annoying birth ever and that if Elisabeth doesn’t keep quiet while pushing out her baby, they will duct tape her mouth shut. Protesters declared this a violation of human rights, but doctors were quick to refer them to The View. It was at that point protesters nodded understandingly and left.

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  • Daniel

    Thats not Matt Hasselbeck…thats his brother…i think his name is Tim Hasselbeck..he played in the NFL too.

    • http://theblemish.com Victor

      Yea. They look pretty similar. Put up a new one.

  • Alan

    I’d rather watch Elizabeth take a dump than watch anybody else on The View.

  • Johnny F

    she has kids with TIM HASSELBECK

    • http://theblemish.com Victor

      That’s weird. I thought I put Tim. Fixed.

  • Chau

    Tim is a backup QB for the Arizona Cardinals. His brother Matt play for the Seahawks

  • Bob McPenis

    I guess I understand. If she was my wife, they’d need a crowbar to get my penis out of her. She’s hot. Hot enough to overlook how freaking annoying she is, at least.