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Hayden Panettiere is an idiot

Hayden Panettiere & Vanessa Hudgens

Celebrities think they can do whatever they want because they’re big stars. This includes getting into 21 and over clubs even though their ID says they’re 19. LA lets them get away with this because celebrities are revered as gods there and the laws binding regular citizens don’t apply to them. They could drown kittens in their sinks and the most they would get is a stern lecture about not doing it in public restrooms. Luckily, this doesn’t hold true in Suffern, NY.

TMZ reports that Hayden Panettiere was in a 21+ club there before Christmas checking out the John Turco Band when a security guard asked for her ID. He found out she was only 19, had no idea she played the insufferable and annoying Claire on Heroes and kicked her ass out. Not only that, he confiscated her ID.

Hayden then did what any celebrity would do. She threw a hissy fit and called the cops on herself to get her ID back. The cops eventually came and returned it.

If I were the bouncer, I’d cut up her card right in front of her. Even if it wasn’t a fake. Then I’d throw the pieces in the air and tell her to GTFO making sure I sprayed spittle on her face as I berated her. And I’d spank her ass and tell her to “Get along now, lil’ missy.” I’m tough, but fair.

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9 Responses to “Hayden Panettiere is an idiot”

  • chewy

    it’s illegal to have a fake ID in California. She should have been punished. Severely.

    And when did she get a tattoo on her back? Can’t read out the first word, but is it “Verne”? As in “Mini-me” Verne Troyer???

    • habs_fan

      but it wasn’t a fake…….

  • kfgkj

    Her tattoo is written in italian & it’s something to do with living.

  • Answer Guru

    I didn’t know she has a tattoo, but that looks like “Vivere” which means “Living” so the above comment is right.

  • ilovehayden

    It wasn’t a fake ID, she was kicked out when they saw she was only 19.

    What’s with the stupid ass laws? Its 18 to drink here.

    Anyway apparently its Vivere Momento(i haven’t seen her naked yet to confirm).

    Which means “Living in the Moment” in Italian.

    Also Hayden is uber hot in those pics! :D

  • Shesanidiot

    If Hayden’s tattoo really says “Vivere Memento,” then she’s an an even bigger airhead than i thought. Take it from someone is actually Italian (not a fake wannabe like Hayden) and speaks the language, then her tattoo is DEAD WRONG and makes NO SENSE. If she was trying to write “Live for the moment” then the tattoo should read “VIVERE PER IL MOMENTO” and if she was trying to write “Live in the moment” then it should read “VIVERE NEL MOMENTO” If she was REALLY Italian, as she claims, then SHE WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT. Word of advice: if you want to pretend to be part of a culture you know nothing about, then check with an actual member of that culture to spell check BEFORE you get it carved into your skin, idiot. Questa non sa che cosa significa essere veramente Italiana. Tattoo THAT on your dumb ass.

  • buscema

    “vivere memento” is latin, and mean: remember to live. to inquire before writing

  • prtty felton

    if she was trying to write remeber to live in latin then its still worng its suppose to be “Memento Vivere”..cause i was planning on getting that tat. and did heavy reasearch for several months on it

  • AngelBaby

    her tattoo says ‘vivere senza rimpianti’ which roughly translates to ‘live without regret’