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Hayden Panettiere is an idiot

Celebrities think they can do whatever they want because they’re big stars. This includes getting into 21 and over clubs even though their ID says they’re 19. LA lets them get away with this because celebrities are revered as gods there and the laws binding regular citizens don’t apply to them. They could drown kittens in their sinks and the most they would get is a stern lecture about not doing it in public restrooms. Luckily, this doesn’t hold true in Suffern, NY.

TMZ reports that Hayden Panettiere was in a 21+ club there before Christmas checking out the John Turco Band when a security guard asked for her ID. He found out she was only 19, had no idea she played the insufferable and annoying Claire on Heroes and kicked her ass out. Not only that, he confiscated her ID.

Hayden then did what any celebrity would do. She threw a hissy fit and called the cops on herself to get her ID back. The cops eventually came and returned it.

If I were the bouncer, I’d cut up her card right in front of her. Even if it wasn’t a fake. Then I’d throw the pieces in the air and tell her to GTFO making sure I sprayed spittle on her face as I berated her. And I’d spank her ass and tell her to “Get along now, lil’ missy.” I’m tough, but fair.

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chewy
chewy
15 years ago

it’s illegal to have a fake ID in California. She should have been punished. Severely.

And when did she get a tattoo on her back? Can’t read out the first word, but is it “Verne”? As in “Mini-me” Verne Troyer???

habs_fan
habs_fan
15 years ago
Reply to  chewy

but it wasn’t a fake…….

kfgkj
kfgkj
15 years ago

Her tattoo is written in italian & it’s something to do with living.

Answer Guru
15 years ago

I didn’t know she has a tattoo, but that looks like “Vivere” which means “Living” so the above comment is right.

ilovehayden
ilovehayden
15 years ago

It wasn’t a fake ID, she was kicked out when they saw she was only 19.

What’s with the stupid ass laws? Its 18 to drink here.

Anyway apparently its Vivere Momento(i haven’t seen her naked yet to confirm).

Which means “Living in the Moment” in Italian.

Also Hayden is uber hot in those pics! :D

Italian
Italian
11 years ago
Reply to  ilovehayden

It’s Latin, not Italian. Vivere Memento should actually be Memento vivere, “Remember to live”.

Italian for “Living the moment” would be “Vivere il momento”.

Shesanidiot
Shesanidiot
15 years ago

If Hayden’s tattoo really says “Vivere Memento,” then she’s an an even bigger airhead than i thought. Take it from someone is actually Italian (not a fake wannabe like Hayden) and speaks the language, then her tattoo is DEAD WRONG and makes NO SENSE. If she was trying to write “Live for the moment” then the tattoo should read “VIVERE PER IL MOMENTO” and if she was trying to write “Live in the moment” then it should read “VIVERE NEL MOMENTO” If she was REALLY Italian, as she claims, then SHE WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT. Word of advice: if you… Read more »

Chica_cherry_cola02
Chica_cherry_cola02
13 years ago
Reply to  Shesanidiot

its latin

shhhh
shhhh
12 years ago
Reply to  Shesanidiot

its not in italian its in latin…….

buscema
buscema
15 years ago

“vivere memento” is latin, and mean: remember to live. to inquire before writing

prtty felton
prtty felton
14 years ago

if she was trying to write remeber to live in latin then its still worng its suppose to be “Memento Vivere”..cause i was planning on getting that tat. and did heavy reasearch for several months on it

Sonrisafake
Sonrisafake
13 years ago
Reply to  prtty felton

i do the same research but a Latin professor told me that you can use it both ways… he suggested “memento vivere” but he says it ok to say vivere memento too.

Chica_cherry_cola02
Chica_cherry_cola02
13 years ago
Reply to  prtty felton

yea it is supposed to be memento vivere

AngelBaby
14 years ago

her tattoo says ‘vivere senza rimpianti’ which roughly translates to ‘live without regret’

Mike.
Mike.
12 years ago

As Angel Baby said if you look at her tattoo it the next word obviously starts with an s. Also google pics of her tat.

Cary North
Cary North
12 years ago

Ummm Vivere Memento is actually Latin my friend………  perhaps you should take a history lesson, did you know that Latin is the root of the Italian language?
It means literally “Remember to Live”.  Look it up before you go attacking someone for their “idiocy”.  Kinda makes you look like the idiot

Jade Brannan
Jade Brannan
13 years ago

Her tattoo is latin and mean ‘remember to live’. The order of the words in latin is unimportant although as a general rule the verb should be last… so you could have this as Memento vivere.

I have the same phrase on my wrist.

Josh Logan
11 years ago

The phrase “Vivere Momento” is Latin, not Italian, you ignorant tw*ts.

Kvee
Kvee
11 years ago

It is Latin, but vivere memento is fine. Word order doesn’t matter.