http://theblemish.com/2009/01/it-was-probably-a-sucker-punch/ Better than a slap to the face Thu, 24 May 2012 21:17:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://theblemish.com/2009/01/it-was-probably-a-sucker-punch/#comment-60119 Eat A. Dick Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:02:20 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=27903#comment-60119 Cornhole. Brilliant. I'm cracking up over here. Cornhole. Brilliant. I’m cracking up over here.

]]> http://theblemish.com/2009/01/it-was-probably-a-sucker-punch/#comment-59244 capt. cornhole Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:59:40 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=27903#comment-59244 The only cool thing about being Spencer Pratt is that he get to use tweezers to pluck the pubic hair from around Heidi's brown-eye! He might be allowed to recharge the batteries for her dildo too. Other than that all he does is post on craigslist for greasy biker dude to plow him in the ass in the back of a 7-11. The only cool thing about being Spencer Pratt is that he get to use tweezers to pluck the pubic hair from around Heidi’s brown-eye! He might be allowed to recharge the batteries for her dildo too.
Other than that all he does is post on craigslist for greasy biker dude to plow him in the ass in the back of a 7-11.

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