Jennifer Lopez @ Golden Globes ringless

Jennifer Lopez was without her wedding ring again for the red carpet of the Golden Globes. Don’t jump to conclusions just yet. Naturally, there’s a perfect reasonable explanation. Lopez told In Touch via NYDN:

“Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced. That’s crazy! It just didn’t go with the dress.”

Well, duh. Wearing a $1 million 8.2 carat platinum engagement ring to the Golden Globes when you have gold on is clearly a fashion faux pas.

NYDN notes that it doesn’t explain why she didn’t wear it for the premiere of Benjamin Button when she wore white or why she had it on last time she wore gold jewelery.

A more reasonable explanation is that Jennifer Lopez is getting divorced and she’s a lying asshat. Also, she’s a fatty. Probably doesn’t even fit around her pudgy little finger anymore.