The big news yesterday was that even though Kate Hudson was “cozy” with A-Rod last week, she was frolicking on the beach with a mystery man just the other day. He turned out to be Australian PGA star Adam Scott. If I was a big fan of PGA, I’d be jumping up and down going OMG, OMG, OMG in a shrill 13-year-old girl voice. That is to say, I have absolutely no clue who Adam Scott is, but look, it’s Kate Hudson’s ass. OMG, OMG, OMG! (read in a shrill 13-year-old girl voice).
MMMMM I’m hungry now, I wouldn’t mind spreading those hot ass cheeks and stabbing my tongue into her tight cornhole. In fact I can hear her pooper calling me right now:
Oh Capt. Cornhole….I’ve got peanuts crusted round me….I look like a peanut crusted doughnut..
HAHAHAHA……. his boobs are bigger than hers!