Miley Cyrus’ attempts at looking older and more mature are making me fidgety. Now I’m going to sit here all day wondering if the UPS guy knocking on my door is actually an undercover cop. And if he is, maybe I can rattle pots and pans and break dishes on the floor and scream real loud like I’m in mortal danger to scare him away.
Justin Bieber ran his ATV into a minivan in Ontario last Friday which ended with him and the other guy getting physical.
Eiza Gonzalez should be the new Megan Fox now that Megan Fox is the old Megan Fox.
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge seems like so long ago ever since those celebrity nude leaks but people are still doing them.
Usually when kids draw on their mom’s wedding dress, she’d be asking for “the stick.” You know, to beat them mercilessly with.
Cuba Gooding Jr. spent his Labor Day on a beach in Malibu, CA where he did things like point to the camera and show off his white ass.
Joan Rivers remains in the hospital on life support with sources saying she’s completely reliant on machines to help her survive.
Not sure what happened today, but it looks like the internet blew its load.