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Miranda Kerr does the bikini thing

By The Blemish, 10:05 AM on Jan 19, 2009, 4 Comments

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It seems Miranda Kerr finally posed in a bikini for a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in St. Barts. This was, no doubt, thanks in part to my birthday candles and detailed, yet, inappropriate letters written in blood.

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4 Responses to “Miranda Kerr does the bikini thing”

  • capt. cornhole
    11:04 AM

    and Capt. Cornhole would be happy to do the anal thing. I’d even be happy to get her pooper all slicked up w/ my tongue first.

  • Rougelatete
    6:46 PM

    scary skinny. scary.

  • Herman Bumfudle
    5:34 AM

    uuumm, nice. that would fit so snug, warm, and wet. say ah.

  • Herman Bumfudle
    5:37 AM

    uuumm nice. that would fit so snug, warm and wet. say ah.